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We're living in a death machine

Aug 24, 2026

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9 min read

We're living in a death machine

Shitting yourself to death is good for the economy.

Jeffrey Parkin
Jeffrey Parkin
Lettuce isn’t the only shitty thing about Taylor Farms

Aug 6, 2026

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5 min read

Lettuce isn’t the only shitty thing about Taylor Farms

Diarrhea, bribery, and slave labor

Jeffrey Parkin
Jeffrey Parkin
They tried to private equity the World Cup

Aug 4, 2026

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4 min read

They tried to private equity the World Cup

The parasites' latest attempt to extract profit from joy

Jeffrey Parkin
Jeffrey Parkin
Helen of Troy hatched from an egg, you chode

Jul 24, 2026

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4 min read

Helen of Troy hatched from an egg, you chode

Everything is politics

Jeffrey Parkin
Jeffrey Parkin
Welcome to the Because Fuck You, That’s Why economy

Jul 11, 2026

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6 min read

Welcome to the Because Fuck You, That’s Why economy

Money makes the best earplugs

Jeffrey Parkin
Jeffrey Parkin
My favorite week of the year is coming, and it'll be dumber than ever

Jun 29, 2026

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5 min read

My favorite week of the year is coming, and it'll be dumber than ever

Shark Week is absolute trash. I love Shark Week.

Jeffrey Parkin
Jeffrey Parkin
Epic CEO Tim Sweeney doesn't understand AI backlash, classic literature

Jun 26, 2026

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3 min read

Epic CEO Tim Sweeney doesn't understand AI backlash, classic literature

AI disclosures are *not* like The Scarlet Letter

Jeffrey Parkin
Jeffrey Parkin
Paramount Games Studio? What could go wrong?

Jun 6, 2026

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2 min read

Paramount Games Studio? What could go wrong?

Why are there other media companies?

Jeffrey Parkin
Jeffrey Parkin
Your sarcastic take is billionaire propaganda

May 27, 2026

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4 min read

Your sarcastic take is billionaire propaganda

Carrying water is just free labor

Jeffrey Parkin
Jeffrey Parkin
AI propaganda and the death of the internet

May 22, 2026

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7 min read

AI propaganda and the death of the internet

None of this is inevitable

Jeffrey Parkin
Jeffrey Parkin

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